Friday, June 15, 2007

You may remember bought me a new super size mini me. I was looking at him one day when I realised his tail reminded me of someone.

Separated at birth I'd say. So I renamed him "mini Boo". He has lost an ear, don't know how that happened.

But I still love my mini Boo.

Simba xxx

Thursday, June 14, 2007


Jessica Rabbit is still under hutch arrest. She is refusing to eat and claims she is worried someone will poison her food. Her condition will continue to be monitored.

I don't know how Jessica managed to hack into my blog, I hope CSI are going to do something about this. From what I can make out she waited until I was having a nap and hopped over me to the computer. Then when I went for a walk she left messages telling Boo she had captured me! I don't think so.

I went outside to have a word with her. Oi rabbit are you in there.

I can't find her.

Oh great, now I've got sawdust up my nose.

Oh Roger you're in, have you seen Jessica? She's in the other hutch is she.

Came down here Jessica, I want a word with you. Jessica refused to comment at this point without a lawyer present. Acting on her behalf Roger said, if the case goes to court she intends to make her plea by phone and is hoping to be tagged and placed under hutch arrest.

Simba xx

Help me I am been held captive by humans. My name is Jessica rabbit and this is my story.

I came to be held captive by the humans four years ago, in that time I have made many brave and valiant bids for my freedom.

After been held prisoner for one year a fellow cell mate came to share my prison. He is called Roger he had no desire to escape and even said he enjoyed living with the humans. I realised I would have to escape alone. The humans repeatedly found half dug escape tunnels and filled them in. Without Rogers help I feared I was doomed to be held in captivity forever.

Last year we moved house and a "dog" appeared. The dog was not forced to live in my small prison, but is allowed to live in the house. He is often allowed out into the world but willingly returns. One day I managed to dig a tunnel to "next door" the dog sounded the woof alarm and I was brought back and my escape tunnel filled in. It was then I realised the dog was in cahoots with the humans and is actually another prison guard.

I have tried to eliminate the dog and just last week I managed to get the dog to eat poison a friendly cat obtained for me. Alas the dog was just ill and survived.

Now I have discovered the dog has a way to communicate with the outside world, a "blog". I have taken advantage of one of the dogs many naps, to hack in to the computer and type a message.

I don't have long the humans will notice and the dog will wake up and then I will be put back in prison with hopeless Roger.

Please help me escape.


Wednesday, June 13, 2007

A swan swam up behind the boat and Fat fat Daddy fed it.

I decided to say Hello to the swan too.

This swan didn't hiss at me and just carried on eating bread.

What a lovely swan you are, come here and give me a kiss.

We also saw a Heron.

He didn't stop to say hello, there he goes.

Simba xx

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Sunday was a lovely sunny day and we went out on Fufu.

We went through a lock. At first the water was all the way up to the top of the lock doors.

Hey where did all the water go?

So thats where all the water goes.

I was still sleeping alot so I found a shady spot under Fat fat Daddys captain chair.

Go away I'm sleeping.

Simba xxx

Monday, June 11, 2007

Hi everydog, my tummy is all better now. I have done lots of sleeping and had lots of cuddles. All your wonderful comments made me feel much better.

Sir Chance-Lot's Mummy made this great picture of me.

I promise to catch up with everyone's blogs tomorrow. Please don't think I've forgotten you.

Simba xxx