Thursday, June 14, 2007
Help me I am been held captive by humans. My name is Jessica rabbit and this is my story.
I came to be held captive by the humans four years ago, in that time I have made many brave and valiant bids for my freedom.
After been held prisoner for one year a fellow cell mate came to share my prison. He is called Roger he had no desire to escape and even said he enjoyed living with the humans. I realised I would have to escape alone. The humans repeatedly found half dug escape tunnels and filled them in. Without Rogers help I feared I was doomed to be held in captivity forever.
Last year we moved house and a "dog" appeared. The dog was not forced to live in my small prison, but is allowed to live in the house. He is often allowed out into the world but willingly returns. One day I managed to dig a tunnel to "next door" the dog sounded the woof alarm and I was brought back and my escape tunnel filled in. It was then I realised the dog was in cahoots with the humans and is actually another prison guard.
I have tried to eliminate the dog and just last week I managed to get the dog to eat poison a friendly cat obtained for me. Alas the dog was just ill and survived.
Now I have discovered the dog has a way to communicate with the outside world, a "blog". I have taken advantage of one of the dogs many naps, to hack in to the computer and type a message.
I don't have long the humans will notice and the dog will wake up and then I will be put back in prison with hopeless Roger.
Please help me escape.