Look what Mummy bought for me, yummy stuff. I think it was to stop me been bored as I didn't get a walk on Monday.
I need to smell it first. I don't eat just any old thing. Well I do, but it should always smell good.
Oh yer smells good, hand it over. It lasted about ten seconds and was delicious. Send your humans out shopping for some today, by order of the King.
Mummy is fine after the laser attack. Her eyeballs are still in her head and working. Thank you all for your concern.