Thursday, August 21, 2008

Getting the attention a King deserves.

By Simba.


With Fat fat Daddy at work and Mummy stumbling around half blind, I have not been getting the attention I should be. Its just not good enough. I have not had walks, my blog has been neglected, some days I have had to remind myself I am a King.

So today I took the opportunity to remind Mummy just how important I am. She finally decided to take me for a walk ( I had a walk yesterday, but it was the shortest walk ever). We were nearly home from our walk when I realised Mummy was walking off without me again. You stop and sniff, you look up and they are gone. So I saw my chance to remind her that the whole wide world does revolve around me.

When she looked around I had gone. She called me, nothing. She walked back to where I had been sniffing, but she couldn't see me. She called me again and I decided to give her a clue to my whereabouts by whining. I can do this really sad, help me whine, it sends her into panic mode. I could hear her running around looking now and I knew the panic was setting in. Little known fact about Mummy here, she is deaf in one ear and couldn't work out where my whining was coming from.

Now with her in full panic mode I stopped whining. She wondered for a minute about phoning the police. But didn't think the police would send a helicopter out for a missing dog, even a king.

I started whining again, she ran around looking in the bushes, thinking I was stuck somewhere. Then she ran the other way towards the little stream to see if I had fallen in. She was really panicking now, she ran to the hole that fills with rain water, thinking he wouldn't be there, we were walking the other way. There I was, ok some would say I had fallen in and couldn't get out, but I had it all under control.

She kept saying oh, Simba, thank dog you are alright. She couldn't reach me, so she had to get all muddy trying to clip my lead on to get me out. She very nearly fell in with me at one point.

When we got home I had warm towels and treats and loads of hugs and kisses. All is right with the world, I am king again. The things I have to do to get attention!?

I gave her my best puppy dogs eyes to remind her how much she loves me.



It worked.

Simba x

28 comments:

Le Mops said...

Oh King Simba.....what a good idea for attention. I am glad your mummy found you before you got too cold. Maybe you should lay off mummy until she can see better tho. might mean more treets!!!!

*snorT*
Le Mops & Chewie

Peanut said...

Good job on making her notice what is important. But your description kind of scared me so maybe try something else next time

Faya said...

Oh Simba. Now I am sure you Mummy will never leave you alone anymore...She will be stick on you like a stamp on a letter....
Kisses, Faya

Eduardo said...

Oh My Simba! I was reading your story & it was just so scary! I'm so glad your okay! Now your Mommy knows you are King & it will stay that way! but do you think that now Mommy may keep the lead on you when you go out? You are very brave for going over there to that water Simba King!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

Abby said...

Hi, Simba...

We know that you were just trying to make a point...

But your poor Mum must have been sooo scared...My Mom was scared just reading it...

Maybe next time you could just hide under the bed or something...

We're glad you are OK & we hope your Mom has gotten over the trauma...

Abby xxxooo

Asta said...

Simba
I agwee wif youw Mommi ..thank dog you'we OK ..don't go to such lengths..youw pawents love you soo much!!!
(btw..my Mommi is deaf in one eaw too, hehhee)
That pictoowe is suwe to melt theiw heawts
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Mickey said...

Simba ,you are a character!!!!!
But I must say, it was probably worth it!!! heehee
Purrs Mickey

Noah the Airedale said...

We dogs get into all sorts of trouble. Glad you were ok. Has your mum calmed down yet? Our pinky takes a while to settle after we do something we shouldn't.

Have a great weekend.

Noah Willow Tess Lucy

Thor said...

That was scary, Simba! I´m glad you are ok!
I hope you have a great weekend!

woof
Thor

Joe Stains said...

There is a reason you are king. I think that reason is very clear right now.

Mack said...

What a brilliant plan! Worked like a charm didn't it??

Lorenza said...

Hi, Simba!
Poor Mom! I know you deserve all her attention but your story sounds scary!
Glad you are ok! And clean!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Girasol said...

Your plan worked brilliantly...I'm glad that you were ok.

Jackson and Patrick said...

Simba, that all sounds rather frightening. It was kind of a mean thing to do to your mom! Glad you are OK!

Boo said...

that was close! you could have been in the mouth of some sharks if mummy didn't get there on time.

in the pic, you look like hugh hefner coz he always wear a bath robe in his pics. haha. are you a king or a playdog now?

wet wet licks

Boo

happy said...

You are a wise king, Simba! Glad nothing happened to you though.

Have a good weekend now, basking in mommy's attention!

Hammer said...

Hi Simba
We can feel the panic of your mum in your words. This must have been a terrible time for her and you too. Thank dogness she found you and you were not hurt. Take good care of yourself, mate, and have a good weekend.
Love from Hammer

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Ahh.. that's so scary. I'm glad you and your mummy are ok.
Maybe you should make mini boo explode again to get attention next time

~ Girl girl

Amber-Mae said...

Yikes! Simba, that's a great way to make your Mummy panic but don't do that ever again!

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Harry said...

Whoops! I did a disappearing act for 20 minutes the other day (I saw a rabbit). Ma was less than impressed though. Glad you were OK.

Toodle pip
Harry x

umekotyan said...

Good evening simba.
The story of simba is a road to king.
Eyes beautifully shine on the world.
A wonderful weekend with the story. :)

from loved ume tyan

Mickey said...

Have you two recovered from your ordeal yesterday ?
Purrs Mickey

Jessie and Jake said...

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET THAT HOLE FILLED IN
AS FOR THE POLICE - THEY WOULD HAVE SENT A HELICOPTER IF THEY SAW YOUR CUTE PICTURE.

YOUR POOR MAMA!

Jessie and Jake said...

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET THAT HOLE FILLED IN
AS FOR THE POLICE - THEY WOULD HAVE SENT A HELICOPTER IF THEY SAW YOUR CUTE PICTURE.

YOUR POOR MAMA!

Georgeous said...

Oh poor Mummy, healing & worrying? Bark at her when your gonna take one of those muddy turkish baths next time Simba. Come to NoMans Land, catch the bus and walk with me.
George

A&S said...

All Hail King Simba! We're glad you had everything under control!

Deefor said...

Good tactic. I guess you scared your mom a little but it got you noticed. I'm always on the leash so my mom can't forget me. I just yank at her if she does,

Deefor

Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

We knew that your mom loves you even if sometimes she dont show it.

Love
Boy n Baby