Tuesday, September 18, 2007

When Fat fat Daddy got his Smart car, he said the boot was for me.

On our first outings in the car I was so shocked I sat in the boot unable to move. Looking sad and feeling sorry for myself.

I soon realised no-one was going to take pity on me and if I wanted to be given back my rightful position in the front seat I would have to do it myself. The humans are old and fat and by the time they have put me in the boot and walked around to get in the car themselves, I had just enough time to get into the the front.

Its ok I'll drive, you can sit in the boot.

But they kept putting me back in the boot. Then I discovered this.

That's more like it, dash board dog.

Simba xx


River said...

Hehe good compromise Simba!!

Those humans are so easy to train once you find the loophole in the rules!!


Gaucho and Verdi said...

buddy have patients...

Ben_Benjamin said...

Yeah , the dash board is way more better than the boot.

Ferndoggle said...

Sittin' high on your throne Simba...right where you belong!


Huskee Boy said...

Hi Simba,
Wahahah... I agree with you 100% about the 'old and fat' part!! The dashboard definitely sounds better than the boot!!

umekotyan said...

The dashboard selects it good.
However, it doesn't see easily ahead.
It is a problem.
It is necessary to devise it.

from loved ume tyan

Katherine and Pippa, said...

I started off in the middle of the Landy. That was good because from then on I realised I could also lie on sofas.

When they went to the shops I jumped in the front.

But now I go in the back, which is very large, so I have lots of space. I like that. I don't think that is an issue for you though.


Simba said...

River, you just have to work out where the loop holes are.

Gaucho and Verdi, they are soooo slow.

Ben benjamin, I think so.

Penny, I can see where I'm going now.

Ume tyan, they don't need to see, I can be a guide dog.

Huskee, are yours the same?

Pippa, I only need a small space to curl up in.

Simba x

Boo said...

oh simba, did they not put cushion or a nice seat for you to sit on at the boot? bad bad parents.

but hehehehe, you are funny running to the front seat while they are walking to their seat.

wet wet licks


ToFFee said...


you managed to get to your right front seat.. that's right.. better to show your pawrents the error of their ways..

maybe they'll let you drive next time?


Maggie & Mitch said...

You can see lots better from up there, Simba! You're so clever!

Love ya lots,

Butchy & Snickers said...

Hey Simba,
You're such a smart boy. You know where the best seat is don't cha??
Maybe you can learn to drive next, tee hee!
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers

Sparky said...

Isn't the dashboard just great? I'm glad you discovered it.


MONA, JACKS & TOBY TOO !! said...

You are so cleaver. The dashboard looks like a perfect spot for a little thing like you.

But can fat daddy still se when he is driving?

Lorenza said...

Hi, Simba.
Yes, the dashboard is much better than the boot!
And you fit perfect on there!
Have a good night

Frasypoo said...

Hi Simba
Thats a great spot.Taught the parents a lesson about making you a boot dog!

ROSSI said...

Oh Simba.. i can see it's not bad after all.. sitting up high on the dash board.. and be a dashing dog on the road.. hehehe..


Isabella said...

I tell ya- you give those humans an inch and they take a mile. You did a very good job at keeping them in their place- and you in your rightful place! After all, you are a king!
Big Wags,

Joe Stains said...

Thank goodness you were smarter than the car and the humans!

Asta said...

Simba that's an excellent position..it's the best view, I've twied it myself...as faw as the dog house, it sounds like you speak fwom expewiencemhehehe I got out of it though..I'll just have to be quickew next time
smoochie kisses

serendipity said...

Clever boy, Simba! You sure know where the best view is!

Simba said...

Boo, no nothing.

Toffee, thet never let me drive.

Maggie, the whole world.

Butchy and snickers, learning to drive is on my to do list.

Sparky, Simba sized.

mona, jacks and Toby, in the uk the steering wheel is on the other side.

Lorenza, it took ages to find the right spot.

Frasier, training humans is so hard.

Rossi, dashing dog thats me.

Isabella, its at up hill struggle.

Joe, its not hard.

Asta, I'm never in the dog house for long. Work on those puppy dog eyes.

Serendipity, they'll think twice before they try and put me in the boot again.

Simba x

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Hee Simba, you look like a tissue box sitting up on the dash board.

~ Girl girl

Amber-Mae said...

Hehehehe, I hate being in the boot too coz my hooman's car has no backside so the boot is kind of like cram.

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Momo :) said...

That's a great discovery!!
My mom and I want SMART car!!!! :) Can you please ask your daddy to recommend SMART car to my dad?? :)

Momo xoxo

ChaChi Lu said...

I like your Dashboard dog idea...just like one of those "bobble heads"..hee hee!

~ChaChi Lu

I say put Daddy in the boot!

Ruby Bleu said...

Well, you definitely get a better view from up there, but is it safe? I wouldn't want you to get hurt!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Marvin - Braveheart Hound said...

Dashboard Dog! I love your style Simba, except possibly in the Smart Car, nowhere else to pose!

Bella said...

Good work Simba very clever, but I wouldn't give up on the front seat just yet :)

Stanley said...


Just make sure your peeps don't mistake you for a stuffed pup up in the window and leave you there. It does look like a much better view, though. If they tell you to get down, tell them to get out of the driver's seat and let you have the wheel then.

Goober love,

Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

So smart of you to find a better position.

Boy n Baby