They looked just like something out of Dr Who, they were carrying a thing called a map. Clearly they were going to kill us all!!!!! I tried to warn Mummy with a bark but she wouldn't listen. I knew better then to hang around, so I ran, oh did I run. I could hear Mummy calling me, but I wasn't going back. I tried to warn her, if the map men were pickling her brain that was her problem.
I ran until I was nearly home, when suddenly someone grabbed me. One of our neighbours, who has obviously seen the map carrying people and was offering me a safe haven.
A few minutes, quiet a few, Mummy turned up, puffing and panting, so unfit that woman. Then she hugged me, I know how she felt we were so lucky to be alive. Then the strangest thing happened, she told me off, she told me off!?
Hadn't I just saved her? Something about never running off like that again, anything could have happened to me [yer the map men could have got me].
Now she says she's not going to tell anyone she named me after the Lion King she's going to tell people she named me after this lion.
She's on her own next time, how ungrateful.
Simba xxx
18 comments:
SISSY!
from now on, we shall call you SISSY SIMBA! i bet your hooman were watching something else when they decide to name you simba NOT referring to the lion king but err... something else.
wait, did you just say something UNFIT? now, who's humiliating who on the blog?
wet wet licks
Boo
I have to say, that I'm terribly nosy, so my mum would have had the opposite problem as I tend to plant my bottom so I can watch interesting new people or doggies!
Glad your neighbour kept you safe.
Licks
Oscar x
Boo, she is unfit, lucky for her the map men were only after dogs and thin people.
Simba x
Oscar, I'm not normally like that, honest.
Simba xx
Simba, that wasnt you right..we mean running away like that. It was the 'new' Simba we presume.
Love
Boy n Baby
Well I had my laugh for the day! I know what you mean, you think you're protecting your mom but then she turns around and scolds you...not fair!
Hugs Billy Boo
he he he "... I tried to warn her, if the map men were pickling her brain that was her problem."
ha ha ha ha funny!
simba is a dandelion, a dandelion, a dandelion :p boo can wear you in his hair instead of those orchids. hee hee
i like the rowan atkinson spoof of dr who. it has hugh grant for a split second in it. he's drooly
love..
chiyo
boy n baby, I did the right thing, they were aliens.
Billy, I won't bother again.
Girasol, I'm sure her brain is already pickled, mainly in alcohol.
Chiyo, you like Hugh Grant, that says it all.
Simba xx
what? what does liking hugh grant say about me? :)
love..
chiyo
I'm glad I'm not the only one with the ungrateful mom. Run to me Simba, I'll protect you!
Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade
Chiyo if you like Hugh Grant and is a a dandelion, I'm guessing you loovvve me. lol
Sunshade, I might just do that.
Simba xx
oh gosh, you need sunshade's protection now? *ahem* do you still want me? sob sob...
wet wet licks
Boo
just imagine what those 2 strange men could have done to you both!
running??? i suggest MOVING into another city just to be on the safe side
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baily
Boo, I didn't notice you offering to save me from the map men!!! I thought you cared sob sob sob.
Baily, do you think I'll be any safer when we move to France?
Simba xx
i lub lub dandelions :) and u used to have that mop of hair too like hugh grant's. it's too bad you cut it all off.
i'm wondering what Boo can do to protect you. you two are afterall, about the same size :p
lub..
chiyo
Chiyo, you're right I need to get some bigger friends.
Simba xx
nononono! you just need me. LOL
i'll bite the devil and run around and bite some more and and and... protect my dearest simba girl...
morning simba!
wet wet licks
Boo xoxoxoxo
Morning Boo, xx
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