Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Mummy took me for a walk yesterday. When I came across something I'd never seen before, two men wearing jackets like this.



They looked just like something out of Dr Who, they were carrying a thing called a map. Clearly they were going to kill us all!!!!! I tried to warn Mummy with a bark but she wouldn't listen. I knew better then to hang around, so I ran, oh did I run. I could hear Mummy calling me, but I wasn't going back. I tried to warn her, if the map men were pickling her brain that was her problem.

I ran until I was nearly home, when suddenly someone grabbed me. One of our neighbours, who has obviously seen the map carrying people and was offering me a safe haven.

A few minutes, quiet a few, Mummy turned up, puffing and panting, so unfit that woman. Then she hugged me, I know how she felt we were so lucky to be alive. Then the strangest thing happened, she told me off, she told me off!?

Hadn't I just saved her? Something about never running off like that again, anything could have happened to me [yer the map men could have got me].

Now she says she's not going to tell anyone she named me after the Lion King she's going to tell people she named me after this lion.



She's on her own next time, how ungrateful.

Simba xxx

18 comments:

Boo said...

SISSY!

from now on, we shall call you SISSY SIMBA! i bet your hooman were watching something else when they decide to name you simba NOT referring to the lion king but err... something else.

wait, did you just say something UNFIT? now, who's humiliating who on the blog?

wet wet licks

Boo

Oscar Airedale said...

I have to say, that I'm terribly nosy, so my mum would have had the opposite problem as I tend to plant my bottom so I can watch interesting new people or doggies!

Glad your neighbour kept you safe.

Licks
Oscar x

Simba said...

Boo, she is unfit, lucky for her the map men were only after dogs and thin people.

Simba x

Oscar, I'm not normally like that, honest.

Simba xx

Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

Simba, that wasnt you right..we mean running away like that. It was the 'new' Simba we presume.

Love
Boy n Baby

Billy said...

Well I had my laugh for the day! I know what you mean, you think you're protecting your mom but then she turns around and scolds you...not fair!

Hugs Billy Boo

Girasol said...

he he he "... I tried to warn her, if the map men were pickling her brain that was her problem."
ha ha ha ha funny!

chiyo said...

simba is a dandelion, a dandelion, a dandelion :p boo can wear you in his hair instead of those orchids. hee hee

i like the rowan atkinson spoof of dr who. it has hugh grant for a split second in it. he's drooly

love..
chiyo

Simba said...

boy n baby, I did the right thing, they were aliens.

Billy, I won't bother again.

Girasol, I'm sure her brain is already pickled, mainly in alcohol.

Chiyo, you like Hugh Grant, that says it all.

Simba xx

chiyo said...

what? what does liking hugh grant say about me? :)

love..
chiyo

Sunshade said...

I'm glad I'm not the only one with the ungrateful mom. Run to me Simba, I'll protect you!

Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade

Simba said...

Chiyo if you like Hugh Grant and is a a dandelion, I'm guessing you loovvve me. lol

Sunshade, I might just do that.

Simba xx

Boo said...

oh gosh, you need sunshade's protection now? *ahem* do you still want me? sob sob...

wet wet licks

Boo

Baily said...

just imagine what those 2 strange men could have done to you both!

running??? i suggest MOVING into another city just to be on the safe side

nose licks
baily

Simba said...

Boo, I didn't notice you offering to save me from the map men!!! I thought you cared sob sob sob.


Baily, do you think I'll be any safer when we move to France?

Simba xx

chiyo said...

i lub lub dandelions :) and u used to have that mop of hair too like hugh grant's. it's too bad you cut it all off.

i'm wondering what Boo can do to protect you. you two are afterall, about the same size :p

lub..
chiyo

Simba said...

Chiyo, you're right I need to get some bigger friends.

Simba xx

Boo said...

nononono! you just need me. LOL

i'll bite the devil and run around and bite some more and and and... protect my dearest simba girl...

morning simba!

wet wet licks

Boo xoxoxoxo

Simba said...

Morning Boo, xx