Thursday, January 25, 2007

A lot of the dogs who's blogs I visit have Cuz toys. Mummy saw how much fun they had with their Cuz toys and when she spotted them in a shop the other day she bought me three of them.



Here they are again, all lined up waiting for a doggie to play with them.



Well that doggie is not going to be me! They are the most stupid toys in the world ever. They do not roll like a ball, they are not as tastey as my keys, and they are not fluffy like, well, fluffies.

Here I am after a long days playing, trying to sleep. Please note, chewed up keys, snowman with bits hanging off and my ball. All played with. Then there are the stupid Cuz toys, all lined up waiting for a doggie to come alone and play with them.





So any doggie out there willing to give a good home to three unused, untouched, unplayed with, stupid boring Cuz toys. Take them.

Simba xx

12 comments:

Oscar Airedale said...

I love my Cuz. I have a red devil one. It smells good & it's REALLY squeaky to annoy mum & dad. I'll have 'em!

Licks
Oscar x

Boo said...

ME ME ME ME ME!

i want the small one. if you don't mind, please mail me the old simba as well. i wanna keep the old simba warm and cozy in my bed... wah-ha-ha-ha!

wet wet licks

Boo

Jemma said...

How come I've never even heard of these toys?! What are us doggies supposed to do with them?

Love,
Jemma

Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

Mom doesn't think I would play with them either cuz they don't tug.

Bussie Kissies
Buster

Baily said...

i wouldnt play with them either simba.
i only like tennisballs, fluffy stuff and ropes....oh and my kong of course!

they look cute though

nose licks
baily

Simba said...

Oscar, I just don't see the appeal.

Boo, I ate the old Simba.

Jemma, good question, what do you do with them. they squeak, apparently.

Buster, your Mum is right.

Baily, give me fluffy stuff any day.

Simba xx

Ferndoggle said...

Simba - We hate them too! Mom bought us 6 of them b/c every other doggie on the face of the earth loves them. We think they're stoooopid! You must be super smart, just like us!

The Dogs of Jackman Ave

Billy said...

Hi Simba!

I haven't heard of Cuz toys, I'll have to get mom to look for these. Are they only in the doggie places or can you get them somewhere else? Mom will need to know specifics. And I'll make sure some of my fur stays on as it's really really cold tonight and again for the weekend, so I do need some protection and I do have a say at the groomers, she listens to my every word.

Have a nice weekend ~S~!

Billy

Simba said...

Fern doggie, I'm glad its not just me,

Billy, Mummy got them from pets @ home.

Simba x

Joe Stains said...

OMG I LOVVEEEVVVLLOOVVEEE my cuz!!! I have like a million! We are sorry you did not like yours :(

Butchy & Snickers said...

Hey Simba,
Do they make any kind of squeaky noise? We love squeaky toys!!! Too bad you did not like them.
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers

Kevin the Collie said...

I don't play with toys AT ALL. I demand bones instead! I've explained they can get me six juicy marrow bones in the market for the price of one silly old toy ...
Hugs and Licks,
Kevin the Collie xx