After giving myself a wonderful natural mud bath, Mummy decided a real bath was needed. Huh? People pay good money to be covered in mud.
Ok now I'm wet! Shampoo? I'm a dog, I like smelling like a dog. Only lemons should smell like lemons.
Help me, I'm melting!! What do you mean don't be daft, haven't you seen the wizard of oz?
After a bit of blowing drying I looked like this. aaayy blind me with the flash why don't you.
That is it I'm going, I demand a professional photographer for my blog.