Happy 2nd Barkday Simba


Look at my yummy cake and dog beer. could you sing a bit quicker please.



Never mind blowing out the candle, just let me at the cake.


Ok the candle is out, now can I eat it?


I love Birthdays.

Simba xx

News flash......

Simba caught sunbathing naked in garden.



Simba released the following statement;

After all the rain we have had lately I threw caution and my clothes to the wind. I should have known there would be someone in the bushes with a camera. It the price you pay for been king.

Simba xx

How to remove the brain from a Mini Boo. In two easy to follow steps.

Step one.




Step two.

Carefully pull the brain through the hole. This may take some time and its best to keep the humans busy letting them watch TV, so you are not disturbed.



Here we have the removed brain.




As you can see Mini Boo #2 was completely unharmed by this operation.




It was pulling out the rest of his stuffing that sent him to the great bin in the kitchen.

Goodbye Mini Boo #3.

Next!!!

Simba xx

It was so boring when it rains. You can't go for a walk and there is nothing to see outside. Time for a nap I think.



Simba xx

On our walk the other day we came across lots of Bluebells.





Yes very pretty. But so much more attractive with a Simba in front of them.

Shall I go for, cool and handsome?


Or cute and adorable?



Simba xx

The twins training is coming along nicely. Oi Samuel, pass me a sandwich.



Ham or cheese!? I'm not bothered, just give me a sandwich.



Thank you.



Simba xx

Its the second anniversary of DWB's. Hope to see you all there.



Thanks to super Tanner, I have plenty of food to keep me going.



Shame he spilled the coke. Maybe Mummy will let me open that dog beer instead.


Simba xx

I went wabbit hunting. I found the wabbit holes.


Oh wabbits where are you?




Come and play with Simba.



I couldn't find one rabbit in the whole field. I know they were hiding there somewhere.

Simba xx

Mummy bought me this.


Can you see what it is? Its a bottle of dog beer.

Just one question, are you going to open it??





She said, no. I have to wait for a special occassion like my birthday. So we put it in the special fridge where we keep the rest of the drinks.



How come they get a whole fridge full of stuff and I get one tiny little bottle?


Simba xx

Well, it was worth it.



Simba xx

Whats the best thing to do when the humans have given you a bath?

Get revenge hahahahaha!



Simba xx

I was subjected to water torture over the weekend.

Excuse me! I'm naked here.


How long do I have to stay in here?

Oh hello a sponge, I'll have that.

I wonder how long it can hold its breath?



Oh yer, yer, very funny, make it rain on me with the sponge.


Actually that water tastes nice.



Please can I get out now?





Now apparently I don't smell like a dog any more. What !!?? Are all humans crazy, or is it just mine?

Simba xx

Here are some photos that Mummy took when we were out on the Thames last weekend.

Simba xx

I made a discovery the other day. All the stuffies my friends have been kind enough to send to me are in a secret drawer. Mummy says this is because I would only rip the stuffing out of them. Her point is??




I decided to play with one of my stuffies for a while. I'll put it back when I'm finished, honest.



A short while later....



What! I have been sleeping here all day and haven't moved. It must have just exploded, lucky no one was hurt.


I don't think I'll be allowed in that drawer again.

Simba xx

We went out on the boat on Sunday. As I was still cross with Mummy I decided not to allow her to take any cute photo's of me.

Go away I am not talking to you.



I'm ignoring you.



Still not talking to you.



Will you get that camera out of my face!


Talk to the life jacket.




No, not even a treat is going to make me look at you. Well maybe a little bit.



I'm looking at the boat and ignoring you.



I'm looking at the swans and ignoring you.



Oh your sorry are you. I should think so too.




Simba xx

That evil Jessica managed to hack into my blog again. I have changed the password so it shouldn't happened again. I chased them back into there hutch.

That's right evil rabbits hide in a corner.



This is more like it, I'm on top to the run, not in it!!



Then I reclaimed by sheepskin. I gave Mummy, puppy evils, to show her how cross I was. Hopefully she got the message and everything will return to normal around here.



Simba xx

With the dog safely in the "dog run", I have taken the opportunity to read this blog. I am very interested in the Meme tags. Here is a Meme for you.

S = Simba the dog
I = is
M = moving out of the house
B = Because the rabbits
A = are living into the house.

So long loser. What that noise? Damn, the dog has been let back into the house. If you want to help a poor helpless rabbit please send donations to www.killthedog.com. No one tell that dog I was here.



Jessica Rabbit.