I was subjected to water torture over the weekend.
Excuse me! I'm naked here.
How long do I have to stay in here?
Oh hello a sponge, I'll have that.
I wonder how long it can hold its breath?
Oh yer, yer, very funny, make it rain on me with the sponge.
Actually that water tastes nice.
Please can I get out now?
Now apparently I don't smell like a dog any more. What !!?? Are all humans crazy, or is it just mine?