Saturday, April 19, 2008

I was subjected to water torture over the weekend.

Excuse me! I'm naked here.


How long do I have to stay in here?

Oh hello a sponge, I'll have that.

I wonder how long it can hold its breath?



Oh yer, yer, very funny, make it rain on me with the sponge.


Actually that water tastes nice.



Please can I get out now?





Now apparently I don't smell like a dog any more. What !!?? Are all humans crazy, or is it just mine?

Simba xx

39 comments:

MONA AND THE MOMMY! said...

Hiya Simba,

Me thinks all humans be crazy. Case in point. The Mommy is leaving to go to work, so what does she do. She puts sausages & beans in the crockpot & now me gonna be tortured all day wanting to get to them sausages. My legs are just to short to get up onto the counter. Any ideas?

The Mommy never bathes me...her said she is afraid she might drown me...me sure do like that last picture of ya....me bet you killed that sponge.

Love ya....Mona

Mack said...

You look a little miffed!

Abby said...

Hi, Simba...

Sorry 'bout that water torture stuff...

No, it's not just your humans that are crazy...My Mom usually does that just when I get settled down by Daddy's couch chewing on his slippers...

Why can't they just leave us alone?

Abby xxxooo

Pochi Poronchi said...

Arrggkkgghhhh Acquaaaa .........

Maggie & Mitch said...

Wow! I think your mom puts more water in that bathtub for you than we get and we're quite a bit bigger than you are, Simba! You can almost swim if you want to!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

2shibas said...

You should make your mum roll around in dead animal, then tell her "Good! Now you don't smell like a human anymore!" See how she likes it.

Wiley & Fievel

Lorenza said...

Hi, Simba!
I like your way to start a weekend! With a bath!
I hope it does not imply that you will not be able to go out for muddie walkies and nice roachings!!
Have a great weekend
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Mickey said...

I think all humans are mad!!!
You tolerate the water way better than I would!!!!!!
I would have Mom shredded by now :o
Hahahahaha!!!
Purrs Mickey

Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

What is wrong with us smelling like a dog, anyway?

Love
Boy n Baby

4xBs said...

we don't understand it at all why humans don't want us to smell like dogs. do they want us to smell like humans? it's so confusing.

woofs.

Asta said...

Simba
I'm afwaid all hoomans awe like that..mine awe thweatening anothew baf, and I just had one a week ago..as soon as I get nice and sinky...they thwow me in the tub..sighhhh
smoochie kisses
Asta

Joe Stains said...

our humans are just as crazy, and cruel. no worries. someday we can all organize and revolt.

Butchy & Snickers said...

Poor Simba,
You look like you've been outside at our house. It just keeps pouring rain like mad! Our legs & feet get soaked when we go out, at least our raincoats keep our back & bellies dry. Hope you have a fun weekend.
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers

Sparky said...

Oh don't worry Simba, it's not just your humans, but mine too.

I hope you rolled in some nice, warm goose poo after your bath to make you smell like a dog again!

My humans have been threatening to give me a bath one of these days soon, too. I'll have to think of a new hiding place!

Sparky

Thor said...

All humans are crazy, Simba!
Have a nice weekend!

Thor

ROSSI said...

hahah.. Simba.. come on.. bath is fun!.. smile a bit!.. if i were u .. i will be splashing n splashing the water like crazy...

Cheers
Rossi

Verdi y Gaucho tibetano en Madrid said...

uff simba, friend.. the water and the bath is a human adiction... i don´t know why all dogs have to smell good, if we smell perfect the same than one dog...

simba my mom sayd thar she like so much your big eyes.. in the water are more bigger...

a big hug happy sunday ..

Pippa said...

I don't think that is very regal behaviour.

Can't you well, just do something to avoid it?

Silly Simba.

Aniemother said...

Sorry you got wet, Simba.. But yes - all humans are crazy. You might notice they spend loads of time trying to not smell like humans, too.. Weirdos!

Sniffs,
the Wriggles (you still smell like a dog! We promise!)

Gus and Louie said...

I don't like baths either. But now Louie on the other hand, mom thinks he tinkles in his cage sometimes just so mom will give him a bath. He may not like the soap but he loves the running like a mad man after it is over..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie

Cassidy said...

Aw, you look cute in the bath SImba. Oh and yes,all humans be crazy!

Nibbles
Cassidy x

CASPER AND PALS said...

Don't smell like a dog anymore???!!!!

What do they want you to smell like?

Huskee Boy said...

Gee Simba, you really don't look too happy in that babthtub!! Don't you get a rubber duckie or Boo..*ahem* I meant a rubber duckie or TWO to keep you company??

Kapp pack said...

I hate when my humans torture me like that!

Woo woo, Kelsey Ann

CaliChi said...

You are very well behaved considering your hate of the bath. You should escape next time.

CaliChi said...

You are very well behaved considering your hate of the bath. You should escape next time.

happy said...

Gee Simba, you don't look too happy there. All humans are crazy, so you are not alone.

Amber-Mae said...

You look sooo unhappy taking your stinking bath...

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Boo said...

a naked simba, I LIKE!

did you notice your leg under the water is really funny. it looks like a sponge of its own in there. lol

so, did you get a sponge massage?

wet wet licks

Boo

Le Mops said...

we only take showers, so da water stays warm. No baths fer usss!!! Except we come out smelling like a flower...so embarrasing. i hope you got your mommy all soaking for making you take dat bath!

*snorT*
Le Mops

Girl Girl Hamster said...

So did the sponge survive? You do kinda look like you enjoy yourself in the bath

~ Girl girl

Noah the Airedale said...

You look very cranky in the last photo Simba. Humans can be cruel!

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

Ana said...

Well, taking shower isn't always fun. But great you behaved so well!

umekotyan said...

Good evening simba.
Poor dabbling in water for a moment.
There is poor simba there.
However, the bath is necessary. :)

from loved ume tyan

Girasol said...

ha ha you are naked! just kidding!!!
Simba you like you are going to say: Help!!!!

Abby said...

Hey, Simba...

Did they ever let you out of that bathtub?? Your toes must be getting pretty pruney by now...

Abby xxxooo

Peanut said...

They are all nuts.

Pacco de Mongrel said...

maybe they shld come up with flavoured water for bath

Jackson said...

Hey Simba, I sympathise, pal. I had a bath at the weekend too. It was vile. Don't worry though, I soon reverted back to my usual grubby self! J x