Friday, August 01, 2008

Mummy got this in an email and thought it was very funny. So we are sharing it with you.

New Dog Breeds

Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by...oh well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Bull Terrier + Shih Tzu
Bull Shih Tzu, a gregarious but unreliable breed

Simba x


Huskee Boy said...

OMdoG... It is too funny! Mom laughed out loud when reading this and her nearby colleague thought she's gone cuckoo...

Blue said...

I've seen it before but it's still funny to read.

Have a good w/e!
Pats & pets

happy said...

LOL that's really funny!

Boo said...

Pekizoo + Lhasa Apso = pekiso!!!

wow! we'll have picasso like artist!

wet wet licks



Cool. I want one of them Pyradachs. My human cousin is in Great Pyrenees Rescue in Bryan and those are BIG dogs. I can just see one now.

Have a good weekend my love...Mona

Abby said...

Hi, Simba...

That's funny...

My Mom thinks I may have some "Blabador" in me somewhere...

Abby xxxooo

Eduardo said...

BOL! Who comes up with this stuff? My Mommy sent that to my grandma, she thinks she'll get a real kick out of it! Thanks for sharing!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

BWTH Dog House said...

This is a good one!!!

You make my day Simba.

Peanut said...

oh hahaha that was funny

Eric said...

Ha, ha that's a good one! Hope any one who has a Pointsetter remembers a dog is for life not just for Christmas...

Wags, Eric

Georgeous said...

That's SoOOoo funny.

Maggie and Mitch said...

That's hysterical! Thanks for sharing it, Simba!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Mickey said...

That made Mom laugh!!!
That's a good way to end the week!!! :)
Have fun this weekend Simba :)
Purrs Mickey

Noah the Airedale said...

Good one Simba.


Lorenza said...

Hi, Simba!
Thanks for sharing it! You made us laugh a lot!
Blabador? I thing many of us have some of that breed in our genes!
Kisses and hugs

JB's Big World said...

That is too funny. Do you suppose there is a list like this for cats?
hee hee

Molly and Taffy said...

We think they are very good!

Molly and Taffy

Deefor said...

Really funny. I think I know some of those guys from the park.


CoCo said...

Nice to meet you Simba! Drop by my blog to check me out!

I love the is hillarious. The funny thing is that some of the mixes actually exist. Bless their hearts on the silly names!


Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...


Thank you for sharing.

Boy n Baby