Friday, July 11, 2008

The top 4 most evil rabbits in the world.

By Simba.

Number 4.

This is Roger Rabbit. Look at him cuddling MY Fat fat Daddy. He may look all sweetness and light, but rabbits should never be trusted. This one bites and attacks me.

Number 3.

The rabbits at Stanborough lakes who refuse to play with me. Look there are loads of them, you'd think one would be friendly.

Number 2.

Jessica Rabbit. Jessica Rabbit has in the past tried to poison me and has taken over my blog. She was the number 1 evil rabbit, but she has been replaced by.........

Number 1

Lila. The worlds most evil rabbit. She appeared from nowhere and brain washed my Boo into thinking she was me. I am trying to enlist Dopey's help to kill the rabbit, but so far the humans are on her side. Look how she has my Boo cuddling her, truly the worlds most evil rabbit.

If you want to help rid the world of this evil please kill any rabbits you may meet.

Simba xx


Boo said...

no no no, simba, why on earth would u think lila could replace you? no one in this world i love the most... (ok, mommy and pfdaddy are excluded). trust me!

*licking lila*

yeah, no one! no one can replace you.

wet wet licks


Girl Girl Hamster said...

I'll help you kill rabbits Simba.. But I'll need weapons coz I'm scared that they'll flatten me

~ Girl girl

BWTH Dog House said...

you want me to fried lila, stim or boil her??? which way is the best to make her disappear forever??

Slurpy licks,

peemail: thanks for saying that im good looking.

Maggie & Mitch said...

We have LOTS of rabbits in our yard, Simba! We'll get right on the killing spree! We hear rabbit stew is pretty tasty!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Abby said...

Hi, Simba...

It looks like the rabbits are trying to take over your realm...

We need to do something quickly...I have a few in my yard that I can take care of...

Will that help??

Abby xxxooo

Jackson said...

I'm on the case Simba! I'll let you know if I catch any! J x

Mickey said...

Gee Simba!!! Maybe it has something to do with the BIG ears !!!! That's why you can't trust them,heehee Those wild ones are scardy rabbits too!! hahahaha

Purrs Mickey

umekotyan said...

Good evening simba.
The rabbit is a natural enemy of simba.
However, speed of flight is early.
Be wonderful, and training that makes the foot of simba fast on the weekend. :)

from loved ume tyan

Girasol said...

Yeah! we can kill and grill them...and use they fur as nice rug to take naps...

BrandytheGreat said...

i think boo means rabbit meat tastes nicer...

Goofy said...


I've never met one before but don't worry, I'm gonna stew them if I met one!!


Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

ah rabbits, they taste like chicken. mmmmm of course i'm indoor only now but i remember from my feral days.

i can't believe those outside bunnies wouldn't play with you! not cool man, not cool

Ashley said...

Those sure are some cute bunnies! You daddy is holding the bunnie like a baby. hehe.

Maxy will help you hunt them down... just like he does squirrels!

Max's birthday is coming up and we are planning a Vegas themed pawty??? Can you think of any good treats or fun things to do at a Vegas pawty?

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

I'm on your side, Simba.
Just ignore those rabbits, you'll never be replaced!
Please don't give order to kill grill fry stew any of them, Simba King!

Mack said...

If I see any squirrels, I will kill them like nobody's business!

Thor said...

I have never met one rabbit before, Simba!
Have a great weekend!


Lorenza said...

Hi, Simba!
Looks like Boo is having a close relationship with Lila. I think she is planning something bad!
No rabbits here but I am with you in your war!
Kisses and hugs

Blue said...

Well, Casanova's are known to be unfaithful but this is just too much.

Hope the suns shining with you.
Have a good w/e!

Pats & pets

The Aphasia Decoder.... said...

Wow, what a lot of wild rabbits in that video!

Levi's mom

Joe Stains said...

rabbits are CLEARLY meant to be for eating only, when will the humans learn this?!

Eric said...

Simba, Can't kil my friends the wrabbits. Who would I rabbit with? Eric x

Peanut said...

rabbits are as evil as cats.

Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

So rabbits = cats = evil?

Boy n Baby