Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Some of my DWB friends have been posting about things they have made. We have been impressed with how talented you all are. Sadly we couldn't think of anything to post about what we'd made. Until yesterday...... I made two things.

It all started with a normal walk in the field across the road from our house. Some houses are been built nearby and there are often diggers and work men around. I was running in front of Mummy as usual, as she came around on corner she noticed lots of work men and a digger and a horrid smell. ewww, she thought, smells like the digger has gone through the sewage pipe. She could see me running in front of her so thought no more about it until we reached the end of our walk and she went to put my lead on.

She said, oh God Simba, oh my God, noooooo. In the split second I was out of her sight I found a lovely smelly, not so much muddy as dodo bath, and I rolled and rolled. She said I looked and smelled like I'd sat underneath a cow.

She managed to put my lead on without touching the dodo and we went home. Where she led me straight upstairs to the bathroom. Standing there she realised she had to somehow get me in the bath, "jump Simba, go on, jump into the bath," like that was ever going to happen. She threw me, yes threw, into the bath and then met her next problem.

She had to take off my harness and coat. This is when I made the second thing. I made Mummy throw up. She took off my harness and threw it in the sink pulled my coat over my head and threw that in the sink. All the time she was saying making really strange noises and saying, I'm going to be sick, I'm going to be sick. She doesn't lie.

Sadly there are not photos of me covered in dodo, but here is my inside out coat and harness.



She threw my coat away and washed my harness on a very hot wash, while mumbling something about, me going in the washing machine, a bit uncalled for I thought.



So I am feeling very proud of my two things. A disgusting mess and Mummy throwing up. But there is always a down side. 3 baths she made me have, 3 baths! I now smell of flowers and the bath smells like a swimming pool. It took me 3 seconds to make a mess it took her two hours to sort out. I'm a very clever Simba.

Simba xx

25 comments:

Fenridal said...
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Boo said...

hmm... i think the first msg is a spam. delete it!

anyway, simba, am getting sick by just reading your post. ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!

did you sleep with the human last nite?

wet wet licks

Boo

Cassidy said...

Oh Simba! Good job mummy loves you.

Nibbles
Cassidy x

Girl Girl Hamster said...

You sure are a clever Simba. I bet you smell really nice now

~ Girl girl

Blue said...

A stinky, stinky Simba, & now a sweet, sweet Simba.
Yes you certainly don't do things by half!

Pats & pets to the nice smelly one!
Blue

Girasol said...

Now you are fresh and clean!!

Snowball said...

Eww...ww... luckily your mummy only threw away your coat but not you. Jie jie always threaten to throw me away if I go roll on any yuckie smelling stuff but I still did and I am still here. hee...

Luv
Snowball

Verdi y Gaucho tibetano en Madrid said...

dear simba.. your mom don´t put your bed near the rabbit????? outside the house'????
my mom do it if we have this problems....

ufff

Snowy & Crystal said...

We bet you look and smell sooo good now ;)

poor Simba mommy *wet licks*

malts' paws,

S&C

Maggie & Mitch said...

Three baths!!!! Poor you! Was it worth getting all stinky, do you think?!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Amber-Mae said...

Woohoo! I bet you smelled terribly stinky after rolling on some mud-loooking stuff that could be some animal's dunk, hee!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Two Wild and Crazy Guyz said...

Wow Simba! You pulled a good one!
Ha! Ha!
Ozzie & Rocky

Faya said...

Simba I can't stop laughing .... it is terrible... and my Véronique is crying and she can't type anymore...hihihihi she was (and she is still) shaking from laughing.... Simba you are the best...no no no ...THE KING !!!!!
Kisses, Faya

Pippa said...

Simba - a king doesn't get bathed.

Pippa

Mack said...

Simba Dude,

You are my HERO!

JB's Big World said...

Again, you made me and my mom laugh.....I bet your mum was not laughing one bit!
--JB

MONA AND THE MOMMY! said...

Oh my Simba

You be so funny. The Mommy would have made me stay outside all night for a crime like that.

Love ya anywway & I'm sure your Mommy didn't mean anything either.

I think all us doggies like stinky stuff.

Love ya my King...Mona & the Mommy too!!!

Pacco de Mongrel said...

ur mum shld had capture ur face with all the dodo...

u must STINK to have 3 BATH at one shot

Lorenza said...

Hi, Simba!
3 Baths?? My mom says she doesn't want to imagine how smelly you were!
I hope your mom is doing well now!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

BrandytheGreat said...

VEry smart indeed Simba! We're proud of you but we dont think it was worth it! 3 BATHS???

serendipity said...

Oh boy Simba, that was some mess you've made!

Stanley said...

Simba Boy!

Sorry I haven't been around much lately. I've missed seeing what you're up to. This is an EXCELLENT post to come back to! Well done, old chap!

Too bad we have NO PHOTOS of you covered in poo!

Goober love & smooches,
Stanley

Bella said...

oh how this post made mummy & me laugh & laugh. Your poor mama - those hooman things just really don't seem to understand what's a good aroma!!
Wuffs
Bella

Noah the Airedale said...

Good job Simba. Too bad mummy was in no fit condition to take a piccie of you hee hee.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

Aniemother said...

WOW Simba - you're one talented guy! We're very impressed... We've done some disgusting stuff, but we've never made mom throw up!

The WriggleButts