Saturday, January 26, 2008

We interrupt this blog to bring you a news flash


Mini Boo #3 has been attacked.


Mini Boo#3 was found lying face down on the stairs in a state of confusion, with a bump on his head and half his ear ripped off.



In an exclusive interview Mini Boo #3 said, " I was sleeping in the toy box when suddenly I was pulled out by my ear. I was then dragged across the floor and out of the room and dropped on the stairs. If it hadn't been for a passing human I might still be there".

The following animals were questioned by police in a possible connection with the assault.

Roger Rabbit was reported to have said. "I was in the rabbit hutch with Jessica. I don't know why anyone would think I would hurt Mini Boo #3. We have heard rumours about Mini Boo #1 and 2 but I'd rather not comment without my lawyer. I'm not coming out of my house until he gets here."



Jessica Rabbit made the following statement, "its that dog you should be asking. He is always trying to attack me and Roger. I have asked for help to get rid of him, but he appears to have a lot of friends."



Simba was reluctant to talk at first but then gave the following statement in exchange for a raw hide stick and a gravy bone. Simba said, " I think the knock on the head has left Mini Boo #3 confused. I was sleeping downstairs on my sheepskin and I believe Mini Boo #3 decided to join me. Its a well know fact that all Boo's have very short legs and he must have tripped on the stairs and bumped his head. This was simply an accident."

Mini Boo #3 is recovering at home, in the toy box. CSI are asking for any witnesses to come forward or contact them on, 0008 wethinksimbadidit.


Normal blogging will resume as soon as possible.

33 comments:

River said...

No lie detector could ever fail that story Simba.

River

Amber-Mae said...

OoOoOOooo...Now who did it? We really don't know! An investigation is required to find out who was the one who pushed Mini Boo#3 down the stairs.

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Joe Stains said...

You know I am a detective and good detective ask hard questions, how does one's ear fall off from tripping down the stairs????

Maggie & Mitch said...

Poor Mini Boo #3! Who would do such a thing? Attacked in his own toy box! The world just isn't safe anymore!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Girasol said...

I'll bail you out if you get busted. But don't worry no witness, no case.

T-man said...

Those bunnies look like suspicious characters. I'd have them questioned again.

Maybe bunnies have been destroying my toys too. Something's going on!

Lorenza said...

Hi, Simba!
IdonthinkSimbadidit!
That red eye of Roger sure says something!
Let us know how the investigation goes, ok?
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Blue said...

LOL, LOL!!!
That innocent look may well help you Simba, if the case goes to trial...

Pats & pets
Blue

Boo said...

well, i decided to call 0008 wethinksimbadidit but i accidentally dialed 0008 boonolongerlovesimba! i have no idea how that happen.

i don't think mini boo #3 has short legs. you probably just being jealous. his legs looks fine for me.

roger & jessica looks pretty pissed by all the questioning. i'm sure they are absolutely innocent.

but i can't say about that dog that shows innocent face but not really that innocent after all...

wet wet licks

Boo

p/s: mom and dad just came back from Ikea. they spend an arm there buying lots of stuff. we are gonna have a dressing table (but it's really a working table) and coffee table and many more. gonna show u once they put it up.

Anonymous said...

CSI Wish to inform all suspects that we have been informed that there was a witness and that they are now in protective custody so no harm will come to them.We will be makign an arrest in the next few days. please under no circumstances are any of you to leave the country. CSI

ChaChi Lu said...

Oh my! What a mystery....

~ChaChi and JET

Pacco de Mongrel said...

maybe the CSI is really needed...

since everyone is denying it...a forensic investigation will definately manage to nail the real culprit..

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh no poor MiniBoo #3. Is he in hospital now for his bump and ripped ear. How come no body interviewed the hoomans in the house?

~ Girl girl

Hammer said...

Well, there's one thing for certain, sweet adorable Simba could not have possibly had anything to do with this. I think it was the wabbits who did it.
Love from Hammer

Huskee Boy said...

Umm.. is there a reward??
**Whispering** I think the rabbits did it.. It's their conspirarcy to get the dog in trouble. Look at Simba's innocent face? How could he have anything to do with this terrible crime? ~ shaking head ~

Boo said...

i wonder who are the suspect gonna be arrest? run simba run! wait, u can just walk, i know u have short legs... too!

wet wet licks

Boo

Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

SIMBA not GUILTY!!! Its the rabbits!

Love
Boy n Baby

Verdi y Gaucho tibetano en Madrid said...

wooooowww poor miniboo 3..
ups

MONA AND THE MOMMY! said...

Hi Simba,

it's me Mona. thanks so much for lettin me borrow yous picture for me guessing game. it took me forever to pick the one to use cause all yous pictures are so good.
yous indeed a king and sooo handsome...if ya not got girlfrined -- i would love to be.

Lova ya......Mona & the Mommy

umekotyan said...

Mini Boo was attacked.
Does having done it : it is who?
It shall not be ninja's act.
Where is the ninja?
It is simba that has taken the shape of its splash and a white carpet. :)

from loved ume tyan

Peanut said...

oh haha this was funny.

Asta said...

Simba
I don't know if you awe awawe of it but I have my Licence as a CSI investigatow..I have all the lab equipment to do the pwopew tests..evidence doesn't lie!
The guilty pawty will be found
smoochie kisses,Asta

Tofu Burger said...

SIMBA!! CSI is on your tail... run for MUM!

Loves,
Tofu

Baily said...

uhuh ... wonder if CSI has paw-cuffs lol

nose licks
baily

wally said...

I'll supply an alibi for you, Simba, if I can count on you to provide one for me next time the biscuits go missing from the counter.

wally.

Thor said...

Poor Mini Boo#3! What it can have happened?

Thor

MONA AND THE MOMMY! said...

thanks my Simba for letting me be your girl...i am so pleased & the Mommy said she is happy for me.

Love ys lots....Mona, your queen forever.

Le Mops said...

i tink it da wabbits! I never seen nuttin like dat before! Poor Mini Boo #3. I hope he recovers fullly!

*snorT*
Le Mops and Chewie

chiyo said...

never trust those rabbits, never. you look honest enough, i would believe you.

is that a band-aid on mini Boo#3?? hahaha

love..
chiyo

Boo said...

excuse me! did i see one MONA say to be your girl???

EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME!!!

in protest with out any licks!

Boo

Cassidy said...

Oooh, which naughty animal or human attacked Boo #3. It be a mystery!

Nibbles
Cassidy x

Frasier said...

I really hope its not you Simba
You are too regal to do it
Frasier

Marvin Braveheart Hound said...

Simba - can you tell me when you will be making the "Free Simba - Simba is Innocent" t-shirts.

I would like one in large size please, preferably in red, as the colour is soooooooooo me.

Poor Mini Boo, but I guess if you have 3 behind your name, you know your time is limited......