Since mini Boo #3's accident I have been taking very good care of him. I have let him sit on my look out point and watch for cats with me.
Look how nicely I carry him back down to the floor.
I whispered sweet nothing into his ear.
It was then that his ear fell off.
Oops sorry Mini Boo #3
CSI have made an arrest. Someone with beginning with "S"
CSI released the following statement .
We have made an arrest and can inform you that all will be safe from now on.
It was a drive by chewwing!
The witness gave us the registration number of the car and we have made an arrest. All we can say is there initials were S !!!!!!!!!!!!!. Mummy will know who they are and she will be able to tell you that you and all your toys are now safe. CSI would like to thank all who helped with the investigation.
When told the news Mini Boo #3 said "er,what, pardon."