Mummy and Fat fat Daddy bought a new settee to go in the kitchen. They put it where my sheepskin use to be. Then they put my sheepskin on it. Mummy said it was to stop me getting muddy paw prints on it. I think they bought it just for me.
Now this is what I call a dog bed, a dog bed fit for a king.
Do you want something? You needn't think your going to sit on my new bed, clear off.