Mummy and fat fat Daddy took me to a place called Simonshyde wood. It looked like a fun place to run around.
Come on fat fat Daddy you can get through this little gap.
Oi, come back, its not my fault you two are too fat to fit.
I could give Chiyo jumping lessons. I jumped up here all by myself. Fat fat Daddy is trying to get in my photo again. Get out the way, only super stars allowed.
I'm king of Simonshyde.