Friday, September 28, 2007

If a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like:

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.

Let others know when they've invaded your territory!

Take naps.span style="color:#cc66cc;">Stretch before rising.

Run, romp, and play daily.

Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

On warm days, stop to lie on your back in the grass.

On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.

When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout , run right back and make friends.

Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.

Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not.

If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.

When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

Simba xx


Gaucho and Verdi said...

grate simba..
we have the same in spanish... now we already have the good translation.
it is truth in a 100%

With love...

Amber-Mae said...

Thank you for sharing that with us Simba! But the problem is, when I start eating, I can't stop at all!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Those are really good advices Simba. :)

~ Girl girl

Boo said...

simba, i'm back! are you still around??

are you being lazy and not posting your pic? i think your pic gonna brighten up our day rather than the cartons! *blush*

wet wet licks


serendipity said...

Happy : Good advices, Simba. Let's see if I can remember half of that.

serendipity said...

Happy : Good advices, Simba. Let's see if I can remember half of that.

Maggie & Mitch said...

Excellent advice, Simba! My favorite is to greet the hoomans by jumping all over them and trying to knock them over! hehehehe

Love ya lots,

MONA, JACKS & TOBY TOO !! said...


Thanks for sharing all those sayings with everybody. The Mommy has this in her documents folder that somebody snet to her. She calls them "rules of behavour". The Mommy said the one that says "when it's in your best interest, practice obedience" should say "do what the Mommy tells you all the tome" heheheh, we
like the other one better.

Have a good weekend....Love & huggies Mona, Jacks, Toby and Evander too!!

Stanley said...


You are a very wise and sagacious king. That's some good advice and some valuable life skills we all need to develop. I think it goes for the hoomans to. You should go on a speaking circuit or write a book then go on tour!

Goober love,

Jay said...

Hi Simba, I loved the last advice!

Have a nice weekend!


umekotyan said...

It is study for a wonderful dog.
When all ume tyan can be done, this can be praised when it is wise.

Please spend a wonderful weekend.

from loved ume tyan

Maddie & Frankie said...

Most excellent advice......and I think it would be fune to sit around and play cards like the doggies in the cartoon.

Maddie the Chocolate Labbie

TH said...

Great advices! I hope you have a nice weekend,Simba!

Katherine and Pippa, said...

My rule is:

Breakfast (s) is/are the most important meal of the day.

Make sure you get as much as possible.


Momo :) said...

Simba! I think there are many thingies that hooomans should learn from us!

Have a good weekend!
Momo xoxo

Jackson said...

I like Pippa's rule. And I'm also like Amber-Mae in that once I start eating, I NEVER want to stop. J x

Frasier said...

Rules to live by!

Balboa & Mommy said...

what great life lessons Simba

Frenchie Snorts

Anonymous said...

They are wonderful rules for life Simba!

Have a great weekend!

love and licks from your Scottish Pal, Marvin xxxxxxx

Lorenza said...

Hi, Simba
Those are great advices. Sure the humans would learn a lot from us!
Have a nice day

Snowball said...

Great lessons, Simba!


Sparky said...

Thanks for sharing that, Simba! Great advice!


Bella said...

I love that post thanks Simba!! Mama said she is gonna print it out & put a copy up at home & one at work !!

Faya said...

Oh I will have some diffuculties.... execpt MY humans I don't go easy to say hello to other humans.... but I will try.
Kisses, Faya
PS : I have a new address :

Have a nice week-end !!

Girasol said...

oh yeah! my tail move so fast when i'm happy.
Thanks Simba for let people and dogs know that stuff.

ChaChi Lu said...

TAKE NAPS! What if everyone took a little siesta? I think the world would be a happier little place....


Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

Thank you for sharing those.

Boy n Baby