While Mummy was on holiday she missed me so much she got this lion, she called him, Holiday Simba. I was happy to have my photo taken with him at 1st
Then I found out Mummy had been giving him love and kisses. What
I had a word in his ear. Listen doofus face there's only room for one Simba around here.
Lets move closer to the end of the settee.
What I'm not doing anything.
Oh dear are you falling, its ok I've got your leg.
Oh dear he fell on the floor. Stay down there you stupid bug eyed creature or I will rip your stuffing out.