Its raining in the uk, for a change. Mummy put my rain coat on to take me for a walk. I decided to find the biggest muddiest puddle I could and play in it.
Mummy was not impressed, something about only giving me a bath the other day. Well did I ask to be clean, no I did not.
She was also not happy because I ran into the living room and left muddy paw prints all over the cream carpet. Shouldn't have a cream carpet and a dog, should she. Like I'm going to run to the sink for an evil paw wash. I think not!!!
I would also like to point out I have had this raincoat since I was a puppy and maybe she should buy me a bigger one.