I wasn't going to mention this, but, during our walk along the canal Mummy and Daddy kept me on the lead. They said they didn't trust me near the water. Ok so a couple of times I've fancied a swim, but if I'm told to stay by the edge I stay by the edge.
I said hello to another duck with a long neck. I stayed by the edge.
We saw lot of ducks, I didn't chase them, I stayed by the edge.
Please let me off the lead I will stay by the edge.
I'm by the edge, I'm walking nicely. Oh damn, help me. I'm in, get me out!!
Oh my, that water is soooo cold!
What do you mean I have to sit here until the wind blows me dry or they won't let you in the pub?!