Thursday, January 31, 2008

Since mini Boo #3's accident I have been taking very good care of him. I have let him sit on my look out point and watch for cats with me.




Look how nicely I carry him back down to the floor.




I whispered sweet nothing into his ear.



It was then that his ear fell off.



Oops sorry Mini Boo #3

Simba xx

Update.

CSI have made an arrest. Someone with beginning with "S"

CSI released the following statement .

Dear Simba
We have made an arrest and can inform you that all will be safe from now on.
It was a drive by chewwing!
The witness gave us the registration number of the car and we have made an arrest. All we can say is there initials were S !!!!!!!!!!!!!. Mummy will know who they are and she will be able to tell you that you and all your toys are now safe. CSI would like to thank all who helped with the investigation.
CSI xxx

When told the news Mini Boo #3 said "er,what, pardon."

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Me, Mummy and Fat fat Daddy had our photo's taken by a real photographer. We had to go to a place called a studio and a man took lots of photos of us. Then we got to see the photo's and pick the ones we liked the best. I looked good in all of them. Here are the photo's we picked.







This one is my favorite.


I helped Fat fat Daddy put them on the wall. Its says here use a one inch nail, are you sure thats a one inch nail?



And here they are on the wall.






Simba xx

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Fat fat Daddy has gone away for work stuff, leaving me and Mummy all alone. But look what he left for me, a whole plate of sausages!



Oh boy all those sausages just for me.



They didn't last long.







Thank you Fat fat Daddy. Me and Mummy have missed you and can't wait for you to come home tonight.


Simba xx

Saturday, January 26, 2008

We interrupt this blog to bring you a news flash


Mini Boo #3 has been attacked.


Mini Boo#3 was found lying face down on the stairs in a state of confusion, with a bump on his head and half his ear ripped off.



In an exclusive interview Mini Boo #3 said, " I was sleeping in the toy box when suddenly I was pulled out by my ear. I was then dragged across the floor and out of the room and dropped on the stairs. If it hadn't been for a passing human I might still be there".

The following animals were questioned by police in a possible connection with the assault.

Roger Rabbit was reported to have said. "I was in the rabbit hutch with Jessica. I don't know why anyone would think I would hurt Mini Boo #3. We have heard rumours about Mini Boo #1 and 2 but I'd rather not comment without my lawyer. I'm not coming out of my house until he gets here."



Jessica Rabbit made the following statement, "its that dog you should be asking. He is always trying to attack me and Roger. I have asked for help to get rid of him, but he appears to have a lot of friends."



Simba was reluctant to talk at first but then gave the following statement in exchange for a raw hide stick and a gravy bone. Simba said, " I think the knock on the head has left Mini Boo #3 confused. I was sleeping downstairs on my sheepskin and I believe Mini Boo #3 decided to join me. Its a well know fact that all Boo's have very short legs and he must have tripped on the stairs and bumped his head. This was simply an accident."

Mini Boo #3 is recovering at home, in the toy box. CSI are asking for any witnesses to come forward or contact them on, 0008 wethinksimbadidit.


Normal blogging will resume as soon as possible.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Do you ever have days when you just want to have a quiet nap without a camera flash going off in your face every 30 seconds? I have taken to sleeping in the the strangest places to find five minute peace.




Still the mad woman with the camera finds me. I her puppy evils, leave me alone!



Simba xx

**COMPETITION WINNER**

The competition winner is ChaChi Lu Pink Champagne.

With the entry, Sir Chewbacca Smoochie Face.

Fat fat Daddy picked this one for the following reasons..

1.I'd like to be called Sir.

2. I make noises like Chewbacca (I do not!)

3. He thinks I have a smoochie face.

Congratulations Chachi lu pink champagne. Your prize will be heading your way soon.

Simba x

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Mummy bought me new coat, she thinks I look cute.



Here is the back of the coat. While this photo was taken I said my prayers. Please Dog when I turn around let the coat be gone and the camera out of my face.



I ask you, does my head look big in this?



Simba xx

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

We went to the marina on Sunday. This was out driving through Sonning. I should point out we were in the land rover and not the boat.





As you can hear Fat fat Daddy was enjoying himself. Not much fun for the poor people living there. The rain has stopped so hopefully the water has gone down a bit.

Simba xx

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

How much is that doggie in the window? (arf! arf!)
The one with the waggley tail



How much is that doggie in the window? (arf! arf!)
I do hope that doggie's for sale


This is my look out point. I keep a look out for CATS.



Simba xx

Saturday, January 19, 2008


I have decided, although it breaks my heart to do it, to give away the ball-that-does-nothing as a prize.



Here is a photo of me when I was a tiny puppy .I was named after Simba the lion king, because the Tibetans called the Apso, “ApsoSeng Kyi” or “Apso Lion Dog.” So to win the ball-that-does-nothing and tasty raw hide chews......
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If you could have picked a name for me then, what would you have called me and why?

The winner will receive tasty raw hide chews as well as the ball-that-does-nothing. Please enter as its the only way I am going to get rid of this stupid toy. Some of you may even like it.


Fat fat Daddy will pick the winner and the winning name will be announced at the end of next week.

Simba x

Friday, January 18, 2008

Mini Boo #3 is settling in to his new home very well. He still has both his ears and his tail. Here is a video of the happy, if somewhat strange, noises he makes. I am assured the real Boo makes the same noises all the time.



Some of the my bloggin friends have been doing this.

1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random



The first article title on the page is the name of your band.



2. http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3



The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album.



3. http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/



The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.




4. Use your graphics program of choice to throw them together, and post the result as a comment in this post. Also, pass it along in your own blog because it’s more amusing that way.

So I thought I'd try it.

The name of my band is "the lawless road"

The album is called "it doesn't work"

and it looks like this..





Simba x

Thursday, January 17, 2008

The weather says we are going to get nothing but rain for the next couple of days. If anyone wants me this is where I will be.



Simba xx

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

I have some sad news, mini Boo #2 has gone to the great bin in the kitchen, sniff. He was a good stuffy and I loved him to death, sniff.

But good news. Mummy went shopping (she does that a lot), a wubba and Mini Boo #3.



I think she bought two things to make up for the stupid ball-that-does-nothing. I went straight for mini Boo #3.



I set about making him feel at home. I showed him the kitchen floor and my teeth. He seemed to like that. He made happy noises.



Lets see how long mini Boo #3 lives.

Simba xxx

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Mummy bought me my very own mat to put my food and water bowl on. I was a bit surprised to see it at first.



It says "paws off". When I realised that didn't mean me I was very happy with my new mat.



Mummy put my water bowl on in and took a photo. Er spt the mistake, there is no Simba in the photo.



I'll just have a drink of water while you take the photo. Don't mind me.



Simba xx

Saturday, January 12, 2008

We have had nothing but rain here all week. But my DWB friends never fail to cheer me up. My good friends, Thor and Bogart both sent me this award.



Thank you both so much. I would to give this award to Boo, because every morning we chat for hours and it really makes my day.

I have been tagged by ChaChi Lu Pink Champagne, I have to answer these questions..

First: "If you could be any Animal, what would you be?

I'd be a fox, because I could kill rabbits (insert evil laugh here)

Second: "If you could live anywhere, where would you live?

In a castle fit for a king.

Third: What is your favorite music?

My favorite music is the stuff my human brothers play in their cars. Because I hear it about five minutes before I see them (its pretty loud) and I get all excited because they are coming to see me.

Finally, what job would you like to have?

I would be an airline pilot. Then I could fly all over the world to see my DWB friends.

I am going to tag, Marvin and Chiyo.

Here is a photo of me looking cute, so you can all admire me over the weekend.


Simba xx

Friday, January 11, 2008

When Mummy went to the shops she promised to bring me back something. I was hoping for a tastey bit of raw hide or a juicy bone.

She came back with this...


Is this a joke?



I'm not even going to look at it.



She tried waving it in my face and saying look Simba its fun.
Does it smell good? No. Does it taste good? No. Does it squeak? No. Is it full of stuffing that I can tear out with my teeth? No. Take it away


I gave her my very best evil looks. I hope she learns something from this.


I got another award. This one is from Balboa, he said, Congratulations on winning the caption game on September 9, October 4, and December 13.

Your Frenchie Buddy
Balboa

Isn't that cool. Thank you Balboa.

Simba xx

Thursday, January 10, 2008

I had a very boring weekend. It did nothing but rain and Mummy and Fat fat Daddy were "busy". don't they realise that I am the only thing in the world that matters? So I found ways to amuse myself. Jumping into the bath is great fun, as long as....... there is a human in it or no water.

Getting back out of the bath, now thats a whole new ball game.


I got there in the end.

My dull week was brightend up by a new award.

Harry and Cassidy and Noah, both presented me with this award.


Thank you so much. I'd like to give this award to Chiyo. That surprised you didn't it. Chiyo lives far away from me and very high up.


Simba xx

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Mummy and Fat fat Daddy have been feeling the cold since they came back from holiday. This is what they look like when we go for a walk now. I have to be seen in public with them looking like that, the shame.



We went for a walk in the woods. I ran around catching raindrops. It was fairly easy there was lots of rain.




Fat fat Daddy took this photo of me. Hello, there appears to be a UFO on my head!




The UFO landed on me because it was looking for intelligent life. But I managed to get away.

Simba xxx