Thursday, June 07, 2007

I got a new harness. Please note, nothing pink and no bows.



I have found the perfect use for my fluffy tail. It makes a great pillow.



Simba xxx

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Mummy was sent a present from Boo (something very wrong there he's my friend, get ya own). It arrived just in time for her Birthday.

It is a beautiful braclet. Hopefully it will distract people from her 200 year old face.



Here it is on a handsome model.


Do I look impressed modelling ladies stuff? Sadly for Boo there were no ladies clothes and anyone considering sending Mummy ladies clothes for me to model should think again.




You know who you are.



Simba xxx

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

It was Mummys Birthday on Sunday so we had a BBQ. Fat fat Daddy did the cooking, here he is wearing his cool T shirt.



Here I am saying hello to people. I found doing this got me sausages, burgers and even chicken.




This is me with Mummy and my Two humans brothers. Don't I look cute.



She even had a birthday cake, it had two candle on it, one for each hundred years of her life.




Simba xxx

Saturday, June 02, 2007

As Jessica and Roger got a treat it was only fair Mummy bought me something.

Look what I got, a super size mini me.
ahhh mini me I love you soooo much.



I'll carry you with me wherever I go.



I forgot how good you taste, yum!



Lets chew you a little bit more.



I think I've got fluff on my nose.





Oh Dog, I think I've killed it.



Here ya go Mummy you can have this back, its dead.




I've changed my mind, give it back. I'll hang on to it until the stuffing comes out.




That was two days ago and I'm pleased to say mini me still has his insides.

Simba xx

Friday, June 01, 2007

Mummy bought Jessica rabbit a treat that was shaped like an ice cream. She doesn't look very impressed does she.



I had a word with her, look you stupid rabbit its a treat you eat it.




You use your tongue, like this.



Thats it your getting the hang of it now. Lets share.





Then they said, its Jessica's treat you stay over there and leave it alone. I tried to reach it with my tongue.



She doesn't want it, give it to me.



Whats Fat fat Daddy doing with Jessica?




She's gone! And she's taken the icecream treat with her.




Simba xx

Thursday, May 31, 2007

Here I am yesterday morning looking all cute and fluffy.





Mummy decided I was too fluffy and took me to the groomers. By the afternoon this was wall that was left of me.





The fluffy tail is really, really annoying.












Simba xx

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

I told Boo a secret sometime ago, so I'm sure you all know. Until recently I peed like a girl.

But now I'm a real boy. Sick Mummy felt the need to video this (I have no privacy). I wobble a bit on the first attempt, but on the second one I've got the hang of it.




Mummy keeps wondering off when we go out for a walk. I stop to sniff something and she wonders off. Then I have to run to catch up. If she keeps doing it I won't let her off the lead (thats leash Joey).




Simba xxx

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

It did nothing but rain here this weekend, so me and Fat fat Daddy stayed in and did some reading.

I read one page...



..then I read the next page...



..then I had to wait for Fat fat Daddy to finish reading, he's so slow.



I hope you all had more exciting weekends then me.

Simba xxx

Monday, May 28, 2007

I took the beautiful Chiyo out in the car. http://blobhm.multiply.com/journal she posted it about in on her blog.

When I got home look what I found in the car boot.




Yes Boo had followed us. I hope he didn't have his camera with him.

Simba xx

Saturday, May 26, 2007

I have been tagged by Boy n Baby: for two different games.

TAGGED 1: 7 things about me that you may not know. (apart from Boo, because I tell him all my secrets)

1 I don't like small children, I growl at them

2 when I was a puppy my human brother shut my leg in a door and I had to be rushed to the vet. It was badly bruised, but not broken.

3 While I was in the vets having my x-rays one of my litter brothers arrived to x-rays because he had a gate shut on his leg.

4 My Mummy and Fat fat Daddy took me back to the store they got me from to get food for me and I cried and shook so much they promised never to take me back again.

5 Mummy put a top knot in my hair for a week until Fat fat Daddy and my human brothers made her get my hair cut.

6 I sometimes go a whole day without eating

7 If someone comes to the house when Mummy is out I hide upstairs and I won't come down stairs until she comes home. If no-one comes round I stay on my sheep skin in the hall.


TAGGED 2: to post a picture of myself with other another dog or animal, a funny caption to go along with the picture.




Woah! there Donkey, they'll be butt sniffing going on here.

I have decided to tag, Baily, Casper and Ruby.

Simba xx

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Mummys new car arrived.

Here it is with the roof up.



and with the roof down.



Here I am improving the look of the car with my handsome face.



As promised the car has been named. Can see what its called? Simba's Boo.




Hope you like it Boo.

Simba xxx

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

We went to the boat at the weekend and put its new name on it.

What do you think?





Let me see, yer that looks good.



I'm happy now and looking forward to exciting adventures with Fufu.



Simba xx

ps. excuse Fat fat Daddy in the back ground trying to get into my photo's.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

While on my walk today I disappeared into the bushes, when Mummy called me out of the bushes she was stunned to see I had a baby rabbit in my mouth. It looked just like this.



It was so cute, i was going to love him and keep him forever. My very own baby rabbit. I even named him, ya-gonna-die#2. But Mummy didn't seem as pleased as me about the baby rabbit and yelled "leave it!!!!!" at the top of her voice. I don't she's ever shouted at me before me, I was so shocked I let go of ya-gonna-die#2 and he was so scared of Mummy's shouting he ran away. My every own baby rabbit gone forever.

Mummy said she was glad I hadn't hurt the baby rabbit and hopefully he ran back to his Mummy. But I wanted to keep him, Baby has a hamster and I'm not allowed to play with Roger and Jessica. All I wanted was a pet of my own. sob.

I would never have hurt ya-gonna-die#2, I ask you does this look like the face of a rabbit killer?



Simba xxx
Hi everydoggie, hope you all had good weekends.

I've been tagged by Snowball, She wants me to post a picture of myself in funny or weird situation.

So here it goes. This is my comfy sheep skin, as you can see I have been playing with my toys on there.




But I sometime perfer to sleep here....





is that weird and strange enough for you?





I am going to tag, Boo, boy n baby and Loui.

Simba xxx