When Mummy went to the shops she promised to bring me back something. I was hoping for a tastey bit of raw hide or a juicy bone.

She came back with this...


Is this a joke?



I'm not even going to look at it.



She tried waving it in my face and saying look Simba its fun.
Does it smell good? No. Does it taste good? No. Does it squeak? No. Is it full of stuffing that I can tear out with my teeth? No. Take it away


I gave her my very best evil looks. I hope she learns something from this.


I got another award. This one is from Balboa, he said, Congratulations on winning the caption game on September 9, October 4, and December 13.

Your Frenchie Buddy
Balboa

Isn't that cool. Thank you Balboa.

Simba xx

I had a very boring weekend. It did nothing but rain and Mummy and Fat fat Daddy were "busy". don't they realise that I am the only thing in the world that matters? So I found ways to amuse myself. Jumping into the bath is great fun, as long as....... there is a human in it or no water.

Getting back out of the bath, now thats a whole new ball game.


I got there in the end.

My dull week was brightend up by a new award.

Harry and Cassidy and Noah, both presented me with this award.


Thank you so much. I'd like to give this award to Chiyo. That surprised you didn't it. Chiyo lives far away from me and very high up.


Simba xx

Mummy and Fat fat Daddy have been feeling the cold since they came back from holiday. This is what they look like when we go for a walk now. I have to be seen in public with them looking like that, the shame.



We went for a walk in the woods. I ran around catching raindrops. It was fairly easy there was lots of rain.




Fat fat Daddy took this photo of me. Hello, there appears to be a UFO on my head!




The UFO landed on me because it was looking for intelligent life. But I managed to get away.

Simba xxx

Mummy brought me back presents from Jamaica.

A hat.





And two T shirts.





Excuse me?! What does that say? I think it refers to Mummy, I'm not spoiled.





Simba xx

I had my haircut and I was so happy about it I did a little dance.

You put your left paw in.



Your left paw out.



You do the hokey cokey ..................



............and you turn around



Whoa-o the Hokey Cokey
Whoa-o the Hokey Cokey
Whoa-o the Hokey Cokey



I hope you all joined in at home.



Simba xx

Mummy and Fat fat Daddy met a very strange dog when they were on holiday.







I bet he doesn't have to go to the groomers.

Simba xxx

Don't you just love the Christmas card exchange? Look I over took the whole kitchen with Christmas cards.







I also got presents, from Miss Sunshade. Thank you.




Bella, who resent me house warming gifts as well. Thank you.




And someone else. Mummy says jet lag is a terrible thing and her brain was asleep when she opened this gift. I blame her age, but don't tell her I said that. Thank you however you are and sorry Mummy is so hopeless.



I'm getting my hair cut on Thursday, so I will be showing off my new look on Friday.

Lots of love

Simba xxx

I'm back!!!!

After been abandoned for Christmas I am home for the new year. Mummy says as soon as the groomers is open she'd taking me for a much needed haircut.



Wishing all my DWB friends a very Happy new year.



Simba xxxx

Presents arrived in the post for me and Mummy. Look how pretty they are all wrapped up in a ribbon. They were from Boy and Baby.




I got to work opening my present.



Look what I got. Yummy lamb jerky. Don't worry about opening it, I'll take it as it is.





They very thoughtfully sent Mummy this book. Mummy is really pleased because she has heard a lot of people say its a good book, but she has never read it. Thank you very much for our gifts Boy and Baby xx.



This is my last post until the new year. I would like to wish all my DWB friends a very Happy Christmas and a New Year that see's all your dreams and wishes come true.




Lots of Love.

Simba, Mummy and Fat fat Daddy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

This is what passes for a Christmas tree in our house. Can you see I'm trying to move out off the photo because I'm too embarrassed to be seen with the wanna be Christmas tree.



I like the angel holding a candle.


Sadly that is all the Christmas decorations we have. Mummy is the Grinch.

Here is a photo taken when I was out for my walk on Wednesday afternoon. It was still frosty. I look really fed up because I was happily playing bitey face with another dog when the Grinch said it was cold and we had to go home. Then she decides to take my photo. I could have had five more minutes of bitey face.





Simba xx

How to make Boo jealous

Here is a picture of me cudlled up on the sofa, sleeping on my sheep skin. Who is that I am cuddling? Is it mini Boo?

Its my new favorite toy, Mini Dopey.



Sorry Boo, my heart belongs to you really.

Simba xx

We had lots and lots of rain this weekend. Rain is so boring. Here is a video of me from the previous weekend. I was splashing in the water when I trod on a sharp stick. I went back and showed that stick what I thought of it.



Simba xx

Serena & Silky gave me this award.




The award says: "Life is like Hell without FRIENDS. It's ‘World Best Friend Week’. Send this to your best friends to let them know you appreciate them. Please take this award, and place it on your blog if you wish.

Thank you so much.

I'd like to give this award to two blogger who I have met, well sort of. Snowy because I have met his Mum and Marvin, because I have met his Daddy.

Also Boo, oh I know, its getting boring now, but.

I would also like to dedicate this song to Boo.



Simba xx

I am such a lucky doggie, I a Christmas present yesterday.

Girl girl sent me some treats and this little blue lion. Do we look alike? His ear is a bit wet, I think he arrived like that, cough, cough.



Then it all went wrong.

Girl girl sent (very kind and thoughtful, Mummy says, whatever) a present for the evil rabbits. They are on the naughty list!

AND they were allowed into the house to get their present. Roger was a bit camera shy at first.



Until he saw the treats Girl girl has sent him.



Then there was a present from Boo, I was so excited, I ran around like a happy King. But the present wasn't for me. It was a present for my Mummy from Boo's Mummy. What!!! Mummy is stealing my friends now. Me and Fat fat Daddy read some of the book.


Oh dog, it was so funny.




Thank you Girl girl and Boo's Mummy for your gifts.

Simba xxx

ps. I am tagging Chiyo for the 7 annoyances game.