The evil postman knocked on the door this morning and Mummy had to sign for a parcel. I was really impressed because I didn't know she could write her own name. Sadly she has no friends and the parcel was for me!!!!

I got to work opening the parcel.





Is that Boo I see before me?




Boo sent me valentine gifts, a rat and a lion and stuff I can eat. See I knew he cared.






Give me Mr Ratty,





Thank you so much Boo, look I'm so happy I'm smiling.





Simba xx

I think we had some gate crashers at Boo's party last night. Does anyone recognize any of these guys?

Our friend Hayley came round yesterday. Hayley normally sits me on her lap and plays with me. But there doesn't seem to be any room on Hayleys lap for me now. Look whats happened to Hayley.



If I sit on her lap now I get kicked! Mummy says Hayley has not one but two babies in there. Now I've heard about babies, boynbaby have one. They taught their baby to feed them cereal. Now if I can get both these babies to feed me cereal. Ahhh bliss.

Simba xx

Mummy took me for a walk yesterday. When I came across something I'd never seen before, two men wearing jackets like this.



They looked just like something out of Dr Who, they were carrying a thing called a map. Clearly they were going to kill us all!!!!! I tried to warn Mummy with a bark but she wouldn't listen. I knew better then to hang around, so I ran, oh did I run. I could hear Mummy calling me, but I wasn't going back. I tried to warn her, if the map men were pickling her brain that was her problem.

I ran until I was nearly home, when suddenly someone grabbed me. One of our neighbours, who has obviously seen the map carrying people and was offering me a safe haven.

A few minutes, quiet a few, Mummy turned up, puffing and panting, so unfit that woman. Then she hugged me, I know how she felt we were so lucky to be alive. Then the strangest thing happened, she told me off, she told me off!?

Hadn't I just saved her? Something about never running off like that again, anything could have happened to me [yer the map men could have got me].

Now she says she's not going to tell anyone she named me after the Lion King she's going to tell people she named me after this lion.



She's on her own next time, how ungrateful.

Simba xxx

Mummy and Daddy took me to the lakes for a walk. Look we met a little tiny doggie.



Come here and play little tiny doggies.



Mummy held onto me. so I wouldn't fly away like Dumbo.



Look at me, King Simba



Then I met another doggie, oops this one isn't tiny. I won't chase him.




Excuse me, what do you're doing. Boo, help!





Stop it now or I'll bite your ears off.





Simba xx

Mummy tried one last time to get me to play with the Cuz toys.

It squeaks does it, yer great take it away.



If I ignore her do you think she'll go away and take the stupid toy with her??




For the love of god woman take it away, what do I have to do.




Right thats it, I'm going to find an envelope and post that stupid toy to Boo.




who wants the middle sized one, any one for the big blue one?? Now can I get back to my lion impressions.



Simba xxx

A lot of the dogs who's blogs I visit have Cuz toys. Mummy saw how much fun they had with their Cuz toys and when she spotted them in a shop the other day she bought me three of them.



Here they are again, all lined up waiting for a doggie to play with them.



Well that doggie is not going to be me! They are the most stupid toys in the world ever. They do not roll like a ball, they are not as tastey as my keys, and they are not fluffy like, well, fluffies.

Here I am after a long days playing, trying to sleep. Please note, chewed up keys, snowman with bits hanging off and my ball. All played with. Then there are the stupid Cuz toys, all lined up waiting for a doggie to come alone and play with them.





So any doggie out there willing to give a good home to three unused, untouched, unplayed with, stupid boring Cuz toys. Take them.

Simba xx

Here are some of my tops.

The top I wear to work




Bad to the bone, me?




At last a new raincoat



says it all really




Mummy likes this one




Before anyone gets the wrong impression of me here I am roaring like a lion.



and here is a top just for Boo and sometimes Mummy



Simba xx

Finally I got to find out what snow was like. Its cold and wet and great fun!!!

Here are some pictures from my walk this morning. Can you see me?




Come on rabbits come out and play,



This stuff is great for hiding in.



Although it sticks to your nose.





Simba xx

I'm worn out after my boat adventures. Here I am in the boat.



Is that Singapore I see over there?



Mummy said she'd never been so cold and wet in her whole life. Daddy and big Bro went way out to sea.




I dug holes in the sand while we waited for them to come back. Look I have a sandy nose.




Simba xx

Hopefully the weather will behave this weekend. No rain or snow or gale force winds. Too much too ask? If the weather does behave we are going to try out the boat. Here I am trying on my life jacket. The lead on it clips inside the boat so if I do throw myself overboard [as if I would] I just bungee jump.




I'm not sure that little lead is going to stop me drifting out to sea. I am also freeze, I wish I'd hung onto my fur now.




Simba xx

Look what we got in the post. Its a postcard from Booboo.



He has entered us into a draw and if we win we get to come to Singapore. How cool is that!? I'll be able to see all my friends and Boo.





Even if we don't win I'd like to thank you for entering us and sending us such a yummy postcard.




If you could send another one that would be great because I've nearly finished this one.





Simba xxx

Does this doggie look familar to you?

Yes its me. I went to the dog groomers and had all my haircut. I was so fed up with muddy paw washes and bathes, getting soaking wet in the rain and puddles.




Do you like my new look? Mummy make sure you get my good side.




Simba xx

The boat show. part two.


Having finally, made it make to be at the campervan, Daddy decided he wanted to go and look at some more boats. They had also heard there were free samples of Pimms.

Back they went and Daddy couldn't bring himself to leave without buying something, bought one of these.




It folds up into a bag and, if Mummy takes up weight lifting, we are going to take it with us when we go out in the campervan.



Mummy felt so bad about leaving me alone the first time she refused to leave me again. Look who they sneaked into the boat show.





Mummy said there were so many badly behaved children there no-one would mind one small very well behaved dog [or me]. Mummy carried me around lots of boats and she said if anyone stopped her she'd just say she was very rich and famous and wouldn't spend some of her millions on a boat without her ickle fluffy doggie seeing it first.

Simba xx