The boatshow. Part one.





The humans had a great time at the boat show. They saw loads of boats.



Daddy looked the prices and Mummy was distracted by the shiny things.




As Mummy's dreams of a millionare life style began to spiral out of control, Daddy found some free whiskey samples to help him with the shock.




While I was all alone in the campervan, poor sad and neglected. Not even a mobile phone so I could chat to a few friends.



Simba xx

Daddy put the campervan right outside the house, he kept going in and out doing important stuff. Like checking things.



I kept a very close eye on him. This can only mean one thing. Yay! we're going away in the campervan.

No seaside though, oh. Mummy and Daddy are going to the boat show. Doggies aren't allowed in the boat show but I have been promised some long walks and at least I don't left behind.

I did lots of rolling over to show how happy I am.




Simba xx

Here I am updating my blog and reading everyones comments.



Excuse me, did I say you could read my private messages??

I like the music some of the blog have.





After all that blogging I'm worn out. Put the camera away I'm trying to sleep.





Simba xxx

Mummy spent all my treat money in the sales. She even left me home alone while she went shopping!! Foolishly she then left a jumper she bought on her bed. I thought it was a bit dull, so I added a Simba design to it.



That'll teach her to leave me alone and come back with nothing, nothing for Simba. Anyway it was in the sale.

I wasn't sorry, so I gave her my very best, its your own fault you left it out and I was neglected, face.



While I was home alone and bored I listened to some music and this song made me think of Boo.



So I wrote my own lyrics to it, just for Boo.

I wasn't trying to split you up
I'm just a lonely pup
I was feeling so alone
I was feeling so alone



I didn´t mean to hurt you
I´m sorry that I made you choke
I didn´t mean to hurt you
I´m just a jealous dog


I wanted a girlfriend of my own
someone to share a bone
someone to share my blog
someone to share my blog

I didn´t mean to hurt you
I´m sorry that I made you choke
I didn´t want to hurt you
I´m just a jealous dog

I trying to look cute
Thought Chiyo might see me
I even had a bath
I even had a bath


I didn´t mean to hurt you
I´m sorry that I made you cry
I didn´t mean to hurt you
I´m just a jealous dog

Simba xx

Look at these two young lovers. Who is the strange bird in the sky and what is it saying?



Simba xx

Look at me...






I really am the Lion King.

Simba xxx

Its raining in the uk, for a change. Mummy put my rain coat on to take me for a walk. I decided to find the biggest muddiest puddle I could and play in it.




Mummy was not impressed, something about only giving me a bath the other day. Well did I ask to be clean, no I did not.


She was also not happy because I ran into the living room and left muddy paw prints all over the cream carpet. Shouldn't have a cream carpet and a dog, should she. Like I'm going to run to the sink for an evil paw wash. I think not!!!



I would also like to point out I have had this raincoat since I was a puppy and maybe she should buy me a bigger one.




Simba xx

Santa brought me a snow man. He's got a little carrot nose and a green hat. Here he is. I really love him.



As the snowman is indoors I thought I'd take his hat off for him. Wouldn't want him getting hot, he might melt.



Mummy thought I might suit the hat. Yer, yer very funny. This is not going to do my super cool image any good.




Simba xx

After looking at my last photo's Mummy decided I was in dire need of a bath and haircut.

So after water torture and hot air assault, other wise known as a bath and drying with a hair dryer. Then been attacked by Edward Scissor hands, you may know her better as my Mummy. Here I am.







Am I cute or am I cute and you can see my eyes again.

Simba xxx

The dogs at the small dog forum are all in a calender. Mummy had hung the calender on the kitchen wall.




Can you tell I'm not impressed. Don't get me wrong I love all my doggie friends at the small dog forum. I just don't see why it can't be April every month this year. Does it matter? Mummy can just tipex over the dates at the end of the month and start again. Surely she'd rather see my handsome face every day for the whole year.

Check out how cute I am.





After seeing these photo's Mummy decided I was badly in need of a bath and a hair cut. Damn stupid camera.

Simba xxx

Check me out. I am sooo cool. All the girly doggies will love my new look.


I really am the lion king.


Here I am already for a pirate adventure with Fufu.



Simba xx

Daddy and me wore matching T-shirts to the New Years Eve party. Clearly one of us is the real Dogfather [me, me, me] and Daddy is just a dogfather. I hope he realises this. Daddy also thought he was still in Egypt and wore a Tea towel on his head.



I've been tagged by Loui. I have to think of 5 New Year's Resolutions and then tag 5 of my friends.

Ok My resolutions are...

1] To come when Mummy calls me, even though I'm playing in the park and I know she wants to make me go home. [not sure this one will last]

2] Learn to stay still when Mummy brushes my tummy, even though it tickles.

3] Find a girlfriend as beautiful as Miss Chiyo, Gazelle looks nice.

4] I will no long bark at the postman as he brought all the cards from the Christmas card exchange.

5] Learn to drive.

I will now tag, Baily, Snowy, Roo, Chiyo and Tintin, sorry you guys if you have already been tagged.

Simba xx

I really enjoyed the New years eve party. So many hugs and cuddles. Some of the humans dropped bits of food, so I helpfully ate them for them.

Here's me and my human brother.



We both had a bit too much too eat and drink. We fell asleep not long after that.



Just for Boo here is a close up picture of me.



Happy New Year to all my blogging friends.

Hi everyone, I'm back!!! I had a great Christmas and was throughly spoilt. Mummy had a great time in Eygpt. I was so pleased to see her when she got back I covered her in kisses and then I bite her nose, oops. We are having a party tonight I lots of people are coming so I hope to get lots of treats and cuddles. I am trying to catch up with everyone and have missed you all lots.

Here is a picture of Mummy on a camel.



I'm just going to watch T.V all day and chill, so I can play with all the humans when they get here later.



Simba xxxx

Hi everyone, this is my last post until the New Year. The humans are off to Eygpt [fog allowing] and I'm off to stay with friends. We'll be away for a week. I have done a slide show of photo's of me.

Hope you all have a wonderful Christmas and I'll be back in the New Year.

Simba xx

We have little presents hanging on our Christmas tree. They look like this.




I bet you're wondering whats inside them. Well let me tell you, nothing, zilch. I know this because I looked. I couldn't get the little bow off with my paws so I used my teeth. Here is the end result.



Oh boy did I get told off. Glad I got my letter off to Santa when I did. This is my "I'm sorry Mummy face". Do you think she'll fall for it?




Simba xx

Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy this year and I have two rosettes and a certificate to prove it. So don't listen to anything Mummy and Daddy say or CSI. That accident with mini-me was nothing to do with me.

I want for Christmas, what, oh ok Mummy, please may I have for Christmas, better?



My own settee so I no longer have to share with the humans.

A pool in my garden [please check out Snowy's blog]

A new coat that needs no brushing.

An endless supply of doggie treats.

I would, from now on, like to have for dinner whatever the humans are having.



Thank you very much. I promise not to bite you when you come to my house. I may have to let you in because we don't have a chimney.







Simba xx

Look what Miss Sunshade sent me.





How cool is that, Mummy has put the sign in my taxi. Kisses for Miss Sunshade




I won't be blogging for the next few days because Mummy is having an operation. I wonder if she'll come home with a collar on her neck? Hopefully Mummy will be sitting comfortably at the pc on Monday.






This is me waiting for Mummy to come home.







Simba xx

Chriiiistmassss time is neeeeaar

I’ve been Christmas tagged by joe stains


The Rules: The player of this game starts with "3 things he/ she would love to get for Christmas" and also has to list "3 things he/ she definitely does not want to get for Christmas". Then he/she tags 5 friends and list their names. The ones who get tagged need to write on their blogs about their Christmas wishes, as well as state this rule clearly, then tag 5 more victims. And the one who tags need to leave a comment that says "you've been Christmas tagged!" in their comments and tell them to read your blog.

Ok… For Christmas Simba would love to get:
1. A kingsize bed
2. A cat to mmmmmm play with
3. Some of Boo's charm and sex appeal

Simba really doesn’t want for Christmas:
1. Any more visits to the vets
2. To watch the humans eat dinner and not give me any.
3. A new tooth brush


Alright, here is who I am tagging!!!

Marvin
baily
Bailey/Tasha/Maddie
Roo
buddy

We had a Christmas party at puppy class last night. Here are some of my friends.



This is Spencer, he passed his Bronze award too.







Hey Boo, this guy has got your Christmas hat on!



We played lots of games, like musical chairs.



I was worn out after all that partying. But look I won the sitting game.





Simba xxx

Look what I got. I passed my bronze level at puppy class.




I had to do loads of things, sitting, staying, walking nicely. Not jump on the other dogs or sniff their behinds [that was hard].

I had to come back to Mummy when she called me, I had a little run around the hall first.

Mummy had to answer questions about my health and well being. If she had failed I would not have been happy with her. Mummy didn't feel the need to run around the hall and just answered the questions.






It says right here, Simba is good. I'm sending a copy of this to Santa. Oh boy I better get started on my wish list.


Simba x

I'm soooooo happy! Look what Mummy and Daddy got me. My very own indoor peeing post!




I was so pleased I sat underneath it and sang a little Christmas peeing song. "Its the season to pee on the Christmas tree, lalalallalallaalalh"


I wonder what the chances are of them bring my food here? I'll never have to move from this spot again.